Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress, too. What state are you from?"
Thanks Dan
They say politics is the second oldest profession.
ReplyDeleteOpie, and I think "they" would be right.
ReplyDeleteThe Congressman will give the nation a good rogering, while she'll do it one at a time. Therefore, I postulate that Congressman are simply EVOLVED whores (made more effective by natural selection).
ReplyDeleteLL ... Touche' ! (Your wisdom inspires)
ReplyDeleteShe's no Congresscriminal ... she honestly told you she'll screw you. Have you ever heard a Congresscriminal tell the truth.
ReplyDeleteSnarky, she WAS truthful alright ... in my dreams.
ReplyDeleteVery true, at this point I have more respect for hookers, at least they are upfront about screwing you.
ReplyDeleteAnd it feels better when you're getting screwed by them too, Bunni.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha, I hadn't thought of that, from the guys perspective.
ReplyDeleteOh Buuni .....
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