Saturday, May 26, 2018

Olaf's Cow ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Queensland, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch.

Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. 

He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiancee, Lena, is still a virgin -- in every vay.

The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week,
but leave it on dere as long as you can. 

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.

Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon on the Gold Coast. 
That night in the Fifth Avenue Motel, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. 

She said: "'re the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."

Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied:

"Look at dis Lena ... Still in DA CRATE!"

Thanks Dan

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Thursday, May 24, 2018

Oh Well, Home Again Fun Post

R&R ended yesterday, so the Woodsterman Staff is posting
from the home front. I have only one show to get ready for
this summer. I also promised the Son and Grandson "There
will be fishing!" OK, you're caught up as far as I want you
to be ... LOL!!

Thanks Facebookers

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Woodsterman Celebrates Nine Years . . . .

Thanks all for a wonderful ride!

Will the real Woodsterman show himself?

Shocker huh. You've seen him before.

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Friday, May 18, 2018

The Black Bra ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style . . . . Special Edition

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.  We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.........

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.  He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.'  Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too!  The other night I met my lover at his office wearing a raincoat.  Under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.  When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word.  He started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said...........

"What's for dinner, Zorro"

Thanks Anonymous

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