Friday, February 5, 2016

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Solution to Gun Control



Obama  missed the solution!!!!


In 1865, a Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, 
President of the United States .

In 1881, a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, 
President of the United States - who later died from the wound.

In 1963, a radical left wing socialist shot and killed 
John F. Kennedy, President of the United States .

In 1975, a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at 
Gerald Ford, President of the United States .

In 1983, a registered Democrat shot and wounded 
Ronald Reagan, President of the United States .

In 1984, James Hubert, a disgruntled Democrat, 
shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant.

In 1986, Patrick Sherrill, a disgruntled Democrat, 
shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.

In 1990, James Pough, a disgruntled Democrat, 
shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.

In 1991, George Hennard, a disgruntled Democrat, shot 
and killed 23 people in a Luby's cafeteria in Killeen , TX .

In 1995, James Daniel Simpson, a disgruntled Democrat, 
shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.

In 1999, Larry Asbrook, a disgruntled Democrat, 
shot and killed 8 people at a church service.

In 2001, a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at the 
White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, 
President of the US.

In 2003, Douglas Williams, a disgruntled Democrat, 
shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.

In 2007, a registered Democrat named Seung - Hui Cho, 
shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech.

In 2010, a mentally ill registered Democrat named Jared 
Lee Loughner, shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and 
killed 6 others.

In 2011, a registered Democrat named James Holmes, 
went into a movie theater and shot and killed 12 people.

In 2012, Andrew Engeldinger, a disgruntled Democrat, 
shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis .

In 2013, a registered Democrat named Adam Lanza, 
shot and killed 26 people in a school in Newtown , CT.

As recently as Sept 2013, an angry Democrat shot 12 
at a Navy ship yard.

Clearly, there is a problem with Democrats and guns.

Not one NRA member, Tea Party member, or Republican 
conservative was involved in any of these shootings 
and murders.

SOLUTION:
It should be illegal for Democrats to own guns.
We don't need gun control, we need Democrat control.
Guns don't kill people, Democrats do!

I didn't fact check this, but it sounds good to me anyway!!

Thanks David

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Hookers ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style






A trucker who has been out on the road for two 
months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks 
straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, 
"I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
 

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money 
you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal."
 

The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, 
I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."



Above is the worlds oldest hooker at 85.

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Monday, February 1, 2016

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style XXXIV


Here's a little corn porn

Thanks Lloyd 

 

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Christmas Hospital Decor


You know You Work In A Hospital When

The Christmas Decorations Look Like This












Friday, January 29, 2016

Cowboy Heaven . . . .




A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked
 
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, 

I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and 

smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out 
his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, 
back off or I'll kick the s#*t out of all of you!' "
 St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."


Thanks Hal

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Her Majesty


As you know, my dear people, the last year for me has been an annus horribilus. The Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi - in the furthest regions of our empire. And, sadly, also questions about my Royal e-mails.

Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you, the people. For the next seventeen months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Wal-Marts and beside you in your Burger Kings. I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land, sharing your poverty and needs.

How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor that we removed thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive. Shockingly, unscrupulous and ungrateful officials later forced us to return many of these treasures. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given me just enough for us to scrape by.

During these difficult times, we had to cut back. When our daughter was married, we only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding. And, I remember our hopes, as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment, that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting. After working for MSNBC for a starting salary of a mere $600,000 per year, what else could she do? So I now pay her $3,000,000 a year to run the 'Foundation'.

So, as I travel across our kingdom to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you. Then, when the time for the royal election (Coronation) comes, I know I can count on you to crown me as your rightful monarch, with my assurance that I will continue King Obama’s policies, and we can all live happily ever after.

Your Queen-in-Waiting,
Hilarity Rodham Clinton


Thank You Brighid (LINK)

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Wednesday Fun





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