The nun got into a New York cab and notices that the
VERY handsome cab driver will not stop staring at her.
She asks him, "Why are you staring at me?” He replies,
“I have a question to ask you, but I don’t
want to offend you. She answers, "My son, you cannot
offend me. When you are as old as
I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just about anything.
I am sure that there is nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive. The cabbie said,
“Well I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well , lets see what we can do about that.
First, you must be single and second,
you must be Catholic.” The cab driver is very excited,
and said, “Yes, I am single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun said, “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that
would make a hooker blush
When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child” said the nun,
“Why are you crying?”
The cabbie replied,”Sister,forgive me for I have sinned.
I lied and must confess. I am
married and I am Jewish.”
The nun said, “That’s OK. my name is Kevin and
I am going to a Halloween party.
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