Why I Am Called Woodsterman
Carson City, NV Tea Party
Banners To Steal
Funny Political Photos
Monday, June 29, 2015
Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style IX
Marines don't cry!
Sunday, June 28, 2015
Sunday Sermon ~ Woodsterman Style
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in
by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is,
of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat)
or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed)
or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in
time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving
into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is
unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the
different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of
their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than
one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we
look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to
expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure
in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep
with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her
last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure
that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The
corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence
of a divine being which explains why, last night,
Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
Saturday, June 27, 2015
Look Closely ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style
Look Closely . . . .
Look Closely . . .
Do you see it now?
Still don't see it?
Come on now . . . .
I cleaned out my garage!
Other Garage Cleaning Rule 5 ers:
Guns and Bikinis
RULE 5 SITES
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyrann
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Friday, June 26, 2015
Posters For A Friday
Thursday, June 25, 2015
Posters For A Thursday
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Things To Ponder While You Are In The Bathroom!
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take a Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the
driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock,
how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
Do they have lectures in Mime School?
Why do we park on drive ways, but drive on parkways?
Why is it when we mail something over land it's a
shipment, but when we mail it over sea it's Cargo?
Why does Bottled Water have an expiry date?
Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night?
Shouldn't they be wearing nightgowns?
Why is a man who invests all your money called a Broker?
Why do Overlook and Oversee mean opposite things?
Why are there locks on stores that are open 24/7/365?
Why do Doctors call what they do a "practice"??
Shouldn't they be good at it by now?
Why is it called a Hamburger if it's made from beef?
If you're in France and order toast,
do you get toast, or french toast??
If the #2 pencil is the most popular... Why is it still #2?
And finally for this food for thought......
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Tuesday Gems . . . .
Thank You Hal!
Monday, June 22, 2015
Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style VIII
Photography is patience and timing.
Sunday, June 21, 2015
The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy.
When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both
onto the counter.
The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with
He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and
swilled it around.
Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor
and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, Now, does
that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his
eyes yelled, HELL NO!!!"
So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a
pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"
Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; they aren't very friendly there anyway!!!
Please steal and post this ... I did.
Thanks Dan, Hal, and Dick.
Saturday, June 20, 2015
Woodsterman Humbled Again ~ Speechless? ... NOT!
Thank You Curmudgeon and you who nominated me.
I want to encourage all of you to visit Curmudgeon at her
Political Clown Parade (LINK)
and read about this award.
I would like you to take special notice of her Banners at
the top. They change often and always amaze me.
My Fan Club ... I'll be right there girls.
It's even engraved!