Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Abdullah and the Nursing Home

                        An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.
                        All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had  to put him in an Italian home.
                        After a few weeks in the Italian  facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
                        How do you like it here?" asked the grandson"
                        It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said  grandpa.
                        "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you since you are a little different from everyone."
                        "Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents,"
                        Abdullah said with a big smile.
                        "There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the  violin in 20 years,
                        and everyone still calls him Maestro!
                        There is a judge in here - he's 95 year old.. He hasn't been on the  bench in 30 years
                        and everyone still calls him Your Honor.
                        There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25  years,
                        and everyone still calls him Doctor!
                        And Me - I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call me The Fucking Arab. 

Thanks T-Bone                      

Monday, September 24, 2018

Sunday, September 23, 2018

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Sunbathing ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

An attractive, widowed Jewish lady, was sunbathing on an almost deserted beach in Ft. Myers Florida . She watched an attractive man about her age, in great shape walk up, place his blanket on the sand near hers and begin reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him  “How are you today?”
“Fine, thank you,” he responded, and turned back to his book.
“I love the beach.  Do you come here often?” she asked.
“First time since my wife passed away two years ago,” he replied and turned back to his book 
“I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely,”she countered. “Do you live around here?”
“Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ,” he answered, and again resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted,  "Do you like pussy cats?”
With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, “How did you know that was what I wanted?”
The panting man replied. “How did you know my name was Katz?” 

 Thanks T-Bone

Other Sun Worshiping Rule 5 ers:

Friday, September 21, 2018

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Hurricanes and Wednesday Fun . . . .

 Liberal in a hurricane

Thanks to quite a few of you.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Something Different For Me . . . . "Space"

Space from John John Florence on Vimeo.

Back in my youth this was me, although I could only dream of being
this good. When I first started, before having a driver's license, my
friends and I used to ride our bikes 4 1/2 miles each way to and from
the beach. We carried our boards on trailers behind our bikes.
All of this at 5:00 in the morning.

Full screen this baby!

Sunday, September 16, 2018