Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Oops ~ Got Side Tracked Loading The New OS Sierra


Sorry I'm Late, but this old computer may 
not be ready for Mac OS Sierra 




 Thanks Facebook Buddies

Monday, September 26, 2016

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Survey Says ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


Results of a women's survey on size.

Women's response:


2 inches - I can't even hold it.

3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied.

4 inches - I've had bigger than it.

5 inches - Good, but I wish a bit bigger.

6 inches - perfect.

7 inches - Love it.

8 inches - Wow! But can't have it all.

9 inches - Painful but manageable.

10 inches - Too much pressure on stomach.

 
This survey was actually a Customer's Feedback on different SIZES of:
Subway Sandwiches!

But I love the way you think!
 
Thanks Dick 



 

Friday, September 23, 2016

A BOTTLE OF WINE - A STORY ALL WOMEN WILL ADORE!



THE BOTTLE OF  WINE

For all of us who  are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you  weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you  see a
bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her  business
trips in Northern  Arizona when she saw an  elderly
Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the  trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
the car and asked the  Navajo woman if she would like
a ride.

With a silent nod of  thanks, the woman got into
the car.

Resuming the journey,  Sally tried in vain to make
a bit of small talk with the Navajo  woman. The old
woman just sat silently, looking intently  at
everything she saw, studying every little detail,
until she  noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
Sally.

'What in  bag?' asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag  and said, 'It's
a bottle of wine. I got it for my  husband.'

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or  two.
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she  said:

'Good trade.....'


Thanks Dick!

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Thunny Thursday







Thanks Facebook Buddies!

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Letter To The NFL Commissioner


This was "borrowed" from Allen B. West's Site. 
The sissies in the NFL should all read it!
 ********************

Commissioner,

I’ve been a season pass holder at Yankee Stadium, Yale Bowl and Giants Stadium.

I missed the ’90-’91 season because I was with a battalion of Marines in Desert Storm. 14 of my wonderful Marines returned home with the American Flag draped across their lifeless bodies. My last conversation with one of them, Sgt Garrett Mongrella, was about how our Giants were going to the Super Bowl. He never got to see it.

Many friends, Marines, and Special Forces Soldiers who worked with or for me through the years returned home with the American Flag draped over their coffins.

Now I watch multi-millionaire athletes who never did anything in their lives but play a game, disrespect what brave Americans fought and died for. They are essentially spitting in the faces and on the graves of real men, men who have actually done something for this country beside playing with a ball and believing they’re something special! They’re not! My Marines and Soldiers were!

You are complicit in this!

You’ll fine players for large and small infractions but you lack the moral courage and respect for our nation and the fallen to put an immediate stop to this. Yes, I know, it’s their 1st Amendment right to behave in such a despicable manner. What would happen if they came out and disrespected you or the refs publicly?

I observed a player getting a personal foul for twerking in the end zone after scoring. I guess that’s much worse than disrespecting the flag and our National Anthem. Hmmmmm, isn’t it his 1st Amendment right to express himself like an idiot in the end zone?

Why is taunting not allowed yet taunting America is OK? You fine players for wearing 9-11 commemorative shoes yet you allow scum on the sidelines to sit, kneel or pump their pathetic fist in the air. They are so deprived with their multi-million dollar contracts for playing a freaking game! You condone it all by your refusal to act. 
You’re just as bad and disgusting as they are. I hope Americans boycott any sponsor who supports that rabble you call the NFL. I hope they turn off the TV when any team that allowed this disrespect to occur, without consequence, on the sidelines. I applaud those who have not. 

Legends and heroes do NOT wear shoulder pads. They wear body armor and carry rifles.
 
They make minimum wage and spend months and years away from their families. They don’t do it for an hour on Sunday. They do it 24/7 often with lead, not footballs, coming in their direction. They watch their brothers carted off in pieces not on a gurney to get their knee iced. They don’t even have ice! Many don’t have legs or arms.

Some wear blue and risk their lives daily on the streets of America. They wear fire helmets and go upstairs into the fire rather than down to safety. On 9-11, hundreds vanished. They are the heroes.

I hope that your high paid protesting pretty boys and you look in that mirror when you shave tomorrow and see what you really are, legends in your own minds. You need to hit the road and take those worms with you!

Time to change the channel.


Col Jeffrey A Powers USMC (Ret)
Vista, California

 

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Woman Driver . . . .


This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman
 
In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her
Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.
 

I looked away For a couple seconds... To continue shaving
And when I looked back, she was Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt And I dropped My electric shaver,

Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocke
My Cell Phone Away from my ear Which fell into my coffee which was Between my legs, Splashed, And burned
Big Jim and the Twins.

Ruined the damn phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call.
 
Damn women drivers!


Thanks Brig

Monday, September 19, 2016

Sunday, September 18, 2016