Wednesday, December 7, 2016

70th Birthday List

1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.

2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE,
it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.

3. How to  prepare Tofu:

    a.  Throw it in the trash

    b.  Grill some meat

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

5. I don't  mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than  men who mention it.

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.

10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.

11. I love being over 70. I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.

12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a  day.

14. November 6, 2016 will be the end of Daylight Savings Time. Hope you don't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on
Saturday night.

15. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Thanks Dick

Remember Pearl Harbor Today! 

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

I Had it All !!

I   Had  it  All  !!
I talked to a  homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended
up this way.
He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my
clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had
TV and Internet, and I went to the gym and the library.
I was working on my MBA on-line.  I had no bills and no debt. I even
had full medical and dental coverage."

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened?  Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said.  "No, no. I just got out of prison..."

Thanks David

Monday, December 5, 2016

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style LXXXI


 Thanks Dan


Sunday, December 4, 2016

Friday, December 2, 2016

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Thursday Odds and Ends

 So you're studying who's cold?

Thanks Facebook Chums.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Monday, November 28, 2016

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style LXXX



Thanks Dan