Saturday, February 27, 2016

100 lbs of Dynamite ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

The bodybuilder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,  

'What a Great chest you have!'

He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'       
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,

'What massive calves you have!'

The bodybuilder tells her, 

'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
 The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases 
after her.  He catches up to her and asks why 
she ran  out of the apartment like that.

 The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all 
that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'
Thanks Dan! 

Other Buff Rule 5 ers:

Friday, February 26, 2016

Snow Ploughing in Dublin . . . .

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and 
wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during 
breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are 
going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You 
must park your car on the even-numbered side of 
the street, so the snow ploughs can get through." 
So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, 
the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 
12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on 
the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow 
ploughs can get through." The good wife went out 
and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when 
the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 
inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the 
electric power went out. The good wife was very 
upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, 
"I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do 
I need to park on so the snow ploughs can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that 
all men who are married to blondes exhibit, 
the husband replied,
 "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."
Thanks Hal

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Friday, February 19, 2016

Better Late Than Never Friday

Sorry Boys and Girls, we got a two foot
visit from Algore hell yesterday. I started
cleaning this mess up at 8:00 and finished
at 4:00 with an hour break. You all know
I've been sick and it really slowed me down.
To top this off Mrs. Woodsterman decided
to type a letter on "My" computer at 4:00.

So, today's post will be short and sweet ... 
or not. 

Good News: 
The sun is out so I can take my
time shoveling the deck.

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Another Desktop Clean Up

Control your wiener!

Keep your wiener on the straight and narrow!

Do not over lubricate!

Never change lanes in the middle of a screw!