Saturday, January 16, 2021

Unionized Brothel ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


(This is dedicated to edutcher. Yesterday the poor 

guy thought "BIG ONES" were boobs) 

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. 

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.

Then she gestured to an 80 year old woman in the corner, “but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.”

NOW you know what's wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.

Thanks Jim

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Friday, January 15, 2021



Scary Stuff ..... Where's OSHA ..... LOL

I climbed poles for 30 years. I always had a

safety belt and climbers. I've cut my own

firewood for the last 40 years. I fell the tree

from the ground then cut it up on the ground!