Sunday, September 30, 2012

"C" String ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

I couldn't believe when I came here to answer
comments there was no new post for today.
Yup, the old Woodsterman blew it. It must 
be because of those custom orders I'm trying
to get out. It is after all that time of year when
everyone thinks they have a better idea than
me. How can that be.

Other Rule 5 ers:

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

NewsBusted 9/25/12 ~

Hi Dudes and Dudettes,  Mrs. Woodsterman and I
are taking a little R and R for a couple of days. It's one
of those "Have Motorhome Will Gamble" trips. Yes
we're in Reno at an RV park of a fancy casino. So far
they're winning, But I have faith. 

The internet at this place is sometimes suspect, but hey
it's an RV park right. I preposted tomorrow, but it ain't
easy doing Jodi's bits. It took awhile, but here she is.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Mucho Posto Mondayo

Above is stolen from Lee at Vanden Brinks Blog (LINK)

Thanks Dan !

This is a salute to Jan at Diogenes' Middle Finger.
Happy "Fishnet Friday" on Monday. (LINK)

 This last one STOLEN from RR at
the Reaganite Republican (LINK)


Sunday, September 23, 2012

Football ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

GO 49ers !
Football question for ya'....

In 2010 after the Packers / Bills game, 
Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards.

During the Packers / Eagles game, the Packers 
injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb.   
Philadelphia then had to play backup quarterback 
Michael Vick.

During a playoff game against the Eagles, 
the Packers injured Michael Vick and another 
 backup was needed.

After the Packers / Cowboys game, Dallas fired 
Wade Phillips and most of his staff.

After the Packers / Vikings game, Minnesota 
fired Brad Childress and most of his staff.

Four weeks after losing to the Packers, 49er's 
coach Mike Singletary and most of his staff 
were fired and replaced.

During the Bears playoff game, the Packers 
injured Jay Cutler and backup Todd Collins 
 forcing the Bears to go with 3rd string 
quarterback Caleb Hanie.

So here's the question....Is it just me, or did the Packers create more jobs in 2010 than Obama?

Thanks for the help girls ! 

Saturday, September 22, 2012

I Love Blonds ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer 
on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he 
kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence 
with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 
to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not 
answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time 
he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer
figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and 
 the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly 
accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance 
between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The 
blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 
3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent 
several hours, looking up everything he could on his 
laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone 
calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry 
and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without 
saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point 
and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face 
and handed him a $5 bill.

Other Rule 5 ers:

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Just A Touch of Wal-Martian

I WON’T say she is a Wal-martian but she does qualify. 
Maybe she  grabbed her daughters shorts and did not realize it.
OMG! Stand back – they are ready to explode. 
Look at the seams stretching. 
Did anyone notice the tramp stamp? 
Do you think she's a plumber?
Thanks Dan !

Monday, September 17, 2012

The Libs Would Not Tolerate This, But . . .

A True American Hero brought back to these pages.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Thursday, September 13, 2012

In Case You're Feeling Ugly Again

I'm going to hide my mirrors before I 
change my mind about myself.

Thanks Nominedeus (LINK)

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

In Case You're Feeling Ugly

I feel better about myself, how about you.

Thanks Nominedeus (LINK)

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

NewsBusted 9/11/12 ~

On This Day . . . .


Monday, September 10, 2012

All I Asked Was Could I Borrow A Newspaper

  Seniors Still Need Print Media

I was visiting my son last night when I asked 
if I could  borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st  century', he said. 'I don't  
waste money on newspapers.  
Here, you can borrow my iPad.'

I can tell you this, that fly 
never knew what hit him.

Thanks David !

Thursday, September 6, 2012

The Way We Live

 Grab a cup of coffee
 Dine out at your favorite restaurant
 Spend some time at the museum
Meet at a popular diner
 Relax at the beach
 Go to a game
 Going out on a date
Take a drive around town

Thank God I belong to another generation  !!!!

Thanks David !

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Irony . . .

Stolen from one who stole it from another.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Happy Empty Chair Day !

Here is how we celebrated Empty Chair Day
at the Woodsterman Homestead.

Mr. Scam Man . . . by Dan Roberts

T Thanks Allison !

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Beer Call

I was standing at the bar at Tin Roof yesterday and
this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me 
and starts drinking
a beer.

I said to him, "Do you know any martial arts, like

Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz

I Chinee"?

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer

you little twat and I don't want to get hurt when 
I thump you.

Thank You Nominedeus (LINK)