Saturday, October 31, 2015

Mensa Convention ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 There was a Mensa convention in San Francisco.  Mensa, as you know,
is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.
Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local café.
Just their luck, they had a dumb blond for a waitress.  After they gave
her their order, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained
pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt.  It concerned them,
and wondered how could they swap the contents of the two bottles
without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand?  Clearly
-- this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came
up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty
saucer.  They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their
solution. "Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper
shaker contains salt and visa versa."

But before they could finish, the beautiful dumb blond waitress interrupted.
"Oh -- sorry about that."  She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of
both bottles and switched them.  There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

Reminds me of our government. Solutions would be so simple, but the
brilliant minds in government have to make every situation difficult...

Let's finally high 5 the blondes!!!!!

Thank You Brighid (LINK)

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Friday, October 30, 2015

Cleaning Up Around Here ... And Another Million Older

Thank You Dan and Brighid LINK

Well Boys and Girls, another milestone was reached around here.
Thank you all for giving this old man his Cheshire Cat Smile. 
You've all done it and I'm so happy you made this imaginary
character come to life. The old Woodsterman is humbled by you.

If my figures are correct, Woodsterman should be hitting 
3,000,000 page views today sometime. There is a counter
on the sidebar just below the "Followers". 


Thursday, October 29, 2015

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

New Shop . . . .

Two businessmen in a new shopping mall.....
 were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop...
 As yet, the shop wasn't ready,
with only a few shelves set up.
 One said to the other,
"I bet any minute now some pensioner
is going to walk by,
put their face to the window,
and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth
when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked 
to the window,  had a peek, 
and in a soft voice asked,
"What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically,
"We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the dear old woman said,
“Must be doing well... Only two left!."

Lesson: Don't mess around with old people!!

Thanks Hal 

Monday, October 26, 2015

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Ta Ta Saturday ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her 
blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block 
away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks 
like that woman's right breast is hanging out." As he 
gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is 
hanging out. When he gets face to face with her 
he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you 
for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" 
"Well, your breast is hanging out." She looks down and 
says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"


 And My Favorite!
Thanks Dan

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Friday, October 23, 2015

Friday Fun

I know I posted Einstein before ... But note to liberals: