Woodsterman

Sunday, August 19, 2018

Is Sunday Funday? Hmmm . . . .

Thanks facebookers for looking the other way while I stole these.

Saturday, August 18, 2018

Scam ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

NOW THE SCAM

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply dropping into Walmart for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls of eastern European origin come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Walmart.

You agree and they both get in the back seat.

On the way there, they start undressing, until they are both completely naked.

Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen on January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on March 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th and 10th and twice yesterday.

So please warn all the older guys you know to be on the lookout for this scam.

The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

P.S. Walmart has cheap wallets on sale for $3.99 each but other wallets are $3.75 ,look better and come in packs of twelve!