Thursday, February 21, 2019

Things To Ponder


1·      I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

2·      There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

3·      Life is sexually transmitted.

4·      Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

5·      The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

6·      Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

7·      Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

8·    Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9·      All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

10·    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it  Normal . 

11·    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

12·    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever Comes out'?

13·    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

14·      Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

15·      If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

16·        If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

17·      Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 

18·      Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

19·    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 

20·    Do you ever wonder why you come here?

Thanks David

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Monday, February 18, 2019

Thank You!



Thank You all so much. 

We had a sunny day today. 
First day it hasn't snowed in a week. 

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 187 ~




Sunday, February 17, 2019

It's Laugh A Libturd Day Today












Thanks Facebookers ... Now off to shovel I go.

Friday, February 15, 2019

STILL COMING DOWN!


In case you haven't noticed I've been away
a bit. I've been busy with my favorite pastime,
moving snow around. 

The Mrs. and I moved into a place that doesn't
accommodate snow storage. This new place
can't handle a large snow lode on the roof. The
roof has been shoveled 4 times, Twice by me
and twice by hired help. 

This February will be one for the record books.
Below is a picture of the snow after the last storm.
After I cleaned that up a new series of storms
started Wednesday. I'm writing this Friday
afternoon and we've already gotten 4 feet.

I'll be quite busy and hope you understand 
my absence.  


That hump close and on the left is a snowblower.
Damn!! I need a snowblower to get to my snowblower!
Past the snowblower are ten foot walls of snow and
growing. If you like I can post more pictures after
this storm that "might" end Sunday night. Let Me Know.

Life Sometimes Takes An Odd Turn














Thanks David

Thursday, February 14, 2019

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