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Wednesday, November 24, 2021

20 Year Old Scotch


Drunk sitting at the bar...

Guy waltz's in and asks the bartender for a 20 year old Scotch.

Bartender pours a dram or two and the guy sips, then pushes the glass back saying "this is only 10 years old, I'd like 20 if you don't mind."

Bartender digs around the bar, finds an old dusty bottle and pours another dram.

Guy sips... makes a face and says "no, no, no... 20 years. This is only 15."

The Drunk is memorized by all this.

Finally the bartender goes into the back and digs through all the really old bottles and comes up with something he thinks is "really" old. Pours another couple drams.

Guy sips and says "not quite right there old chap. You've nothing better?"

Bartender huffs off.

Drunk pushes a glass towards the guy and slurs... "try dis."

The guy sips, and then spits out the liquid while sputtering "This tastes like piss!"

Drunk says... "'Xactly sir. Now canya tell me how old I am?"

A Tibetan Monk ~OR~ An Old Tibetan Monk


A Tibetan monk has been discovered in the mountains of Nepal. He is considered the oldest person in the world at 201 years old. 

He is in a state of deep trance or meditation called "takatet". 

When he was first discovered in a mountain cave they thought he was a mummy. 

However scientists examining what they thought was a mummy discovered that he had vital signs and was alive!

Among his things, they found a piece of paper that said, "Stop believing all the bullshit you read on Facebook"

Tuesday, November 23, 2021