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Sunday, September 22, 2019
Saturday, September 21, 2019
Friday, September 20, 2019
Super Bowl Seats
An avid football fan was at the game, seated in a first row seat on the 50 yard line anxiously awaiting the opening kickoff. The seat next to him was empty.
A man sitting further back in the stands, noticed the empty seat, so he got out of his seat and went down to talk with the guy. He asked if anyone was sitting in the empty seat. The guy said, "Nope, it's empty".
In total disbelief, The other guy said, "WHAT?? Who would leave the best seat in the stadium empty for the Super Bowl?
The first guy said, " It's actually my wife's seat, but she passed away". The other man asked, "And none of her friends or family want the seat"?
The first guy said, " No, they're all at her funeral".
Thanks David
Thursday, September 19, 2019
Wednesday, September 18, 2019
Tuesday, September 17, 2019
The Cowboy
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
Monday, September 16, 2019
Sunday, September 15, 2019
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