Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Preacher's Son

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time to
where the boy should give some thought to
choosing a profession. One day, while the boy was away at school, his
father decided to try an experiment.
He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:
1. A Bible
2. A silver dollar
3. A bottle of whiskey
4. A Playboy magazine.

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself.
"When he comes
home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up and is interested in.
If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a
blessing that would be!
If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man and that
would be okay, too.
But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum,
and, Lord, what a shame that would be.
And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a
skirt-chasing womanizer."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he
entered the house
whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his books on the
bed, and as he turned to leave
the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his
eyes, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his
arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He
uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, all the while admiring the
magazine's centerfold.

"Lord have mercy," the old preacher breathed to himself. "He's gonna
run for Congress."

Friday, February 23, 2018

Thursday, February 22, 2018

The Hooker and the ILLEGAL Immigrant

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says, 
"Do you do immigrant style?

"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No,"  she says.

 "I pay you $400.

"No,"  she says.

So finally he says, 
"OK, I pay $1,000 to Do immigrant style."

She thinks,  "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.  I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. 
How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him.  Finally, they finish. 
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. 
But that was OK.   So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

 The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

Screwing us and
we pay.

Thanks David

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Friday, February 16, 2018

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Liberal Memes Abound

Thanks Facebook Peeps

I'm among the missing for a few days. My neighbor and I are adding Wainscoting and Crown Molding to his kitchen. I preposted this for the wrong time.