Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Book Report . . . .

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton 

One student turned in the following book report, in which he felt that they were nearly identical stories! 

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: Cost - $29.99 
Clinton : Cost - $29.99 

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read 
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read 

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. 
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist. 

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill 

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. 
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. 
Clinton : Let's not go there. 

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. 
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts. 

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. 
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember anything.. 

Titanic: Rose goes down with a vessel full of seamen. 
Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either. 

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. 
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

 Thanks Jim!

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