Sunday, July 30, 2017

Japanese knickers

READ ON     SO WILD . . .

What you see are not see through skirts..
They are actually prints on the skirts to 

make it look as if the knickers are visible.
They are the current rage in Japan !

Let's hope it doesn't spread to Detroit....  
Thanks Hal

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Job Application ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

My Rezimay

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
Paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
Sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
Person.   Pepole really seam to respond goodly to me.

I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
Job Bcuz of my persinalety..

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
To pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely. 

Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser
Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.


Peggy May McBiggins

PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

Dear Peggy May:

You start on Monday, we have Spell Check. 

Thanks Dan!
You say more? 

Other Human Resource Rule 5 ers:

Friday, July 28, 2017

Traitor To The American People

John McCain is a bitter old man that will undermine 
Trump at the cost of his country. He will be remembered 
for the small man he really is.

Phunerest Phrydey

Thanks FaceBuckaroos

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

The Wife's First Hunting Trip

Friends, for the first time in our marriage, my sweet husband invited me to go hunting with him this year. I never thought he'd be willing to share his 'guy time' with me.

He took me to the store and outfitted me with the best clothing and equipment.

Today, on the first day of our hunt, before we parted ways to hunt different parcels of his leased land, he presented me with a gift.

He calls it a 'First-Timer's Lucky Hat'. I'm so fortunate to be married to him.

I have attached a picture of me in my lucky hat. 

Thanks Hal


Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Monday, July 24, 2017

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 111 ~

Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack 
Using a Small Beretta Pistol:
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.  What’s the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?
 Here’s her story in her own words:  "While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in The Villages with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open.  She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.
 If I had not had my little Beretta .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!"   "Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took.  The 'gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.  It's one of the best pistols in my collection, plus the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible.  His life insurance was a big bonus.

Thanks Hal 


Friday, July 21, 2017

FryDay FunDay

Thanks You Facebook Characters, You

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Cute Boy

A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station.

As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked,

"Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It's on the left."

The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday, I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle; "You're shittin me, right? ... "You can't even find the Post Office."

Thanks David

Sunday, July 16, 2017