Saturday, November 30, 2013

Blondishness ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the 
mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the 
world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to 
the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in 
the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up 
to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Other Rule 5 ersishnesses:

Friday, November 29, 2013

They're Back . . . The Walmartians ~ Five (5) BEST YET!

 Whatever happened to no shoes, no shirt policy? We Cool ...
 Took the words right outta my mouth! WOW, What O Wedgie
 My's feets be killen me...Removal may be a job for the HEAVY URBAN RESCUE TEAM
 Predator's Sister goes shopping
I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt

WHOOPEE, Black Friday ... See You There!

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving From Dresden and Grampa

Here are somethings I stole from our friends to
cheer up the place. Dresden's new movie is below.
He is now about 13 1/2 months old.

Happy Thanksgiving to all from the Woodsterman Family

The above from Woman Honor Thyself

They are all on my sidebar if you wish
to wish them Happy Thanksgiving.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Monday, November 25, 2013

They're Back . . . The Walmartians ~ Four (4)

 At his age, you just don't give a hoot anymore
 Rock on, lil' redneck
 Ever wonder where Walmartians sleep?
 Butt??? butt??? oh, never mind!
OK, so you were an underwear model, but that was 40 years ago!

Thanks David !

Sunday, November 24, 2013

They're Back . . . The Walmartians ~ Three (3)

 Slip sliding away
 Just stopped by after Ballet OR looking for the right corner
 Say it loud ...say it proud
 Shock and awe, anyone?
Stomach suddenly turning ??...reach for Prevacid

Thanks David !

Saturday, November 23, 2013

It's A Sign ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES . . . $50.00." A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time another car passed with a sign saying "Jesus Saves." They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "well, that's a little different it pertains to religion." So they took their sign down and the next day there they were, driving around town with a new sign which said, "l;Two Angels Seeking Peter . . . $50.00."

  Signs of Other Rule 5 ers:

Friday, November 22, 2013

They're Back . . . The Walmartians ~ Two (2)

 Couple of players... Chillin' with a hot babe in the frozen food aisle
 I smell romance
 Checking out the six-pack...oh, sorry it's a full case
DORA DA Explorer in 70 yrs...check out the tats, one from every country

Thanks David !

Thursday, November 21, 2013

They're Back . . . The Walmartians

 Open for bidnezz ?? If Obama had a son would he look like this?
 OK then . . . Trolling?
 Drag'm Grandma

Thanks David !

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

It's Time They Ate Their Own . . .

This great looking image was part of a post over at DMS
With the first sentence of this post being the words you see
at the top of this image. I had to put the two together as you
see here. You know there are tears when the boy king
apologizes for lying about lying . . . or did he ?

The liberal Utopia is such a fleeting dream. Is sheeple herding
a dying art, or is it still being perfected?

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Behind the Scenes At the White House

Stolen via Dave ... Thank You.

I was absent yesterday due to a segmented bowl
turning class. The class was given by one of the
greats. I have lived across the Lake from him
for almost 35 years. I figured it was time to meet
him, and when people come into my booth and
asked if I know Malcolm I can say, "Why yes I do".

Here's a link ... Malcolm Tibbetts