Thursday, May 6, 2010

Information About Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em,"  and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again;  otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like
Virginia and New Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

8 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

Odie, I'm safe from that vile virulent disease.
Thank you for this public service.
I have lots of Votemout in my medicine cabinet.
I hope everyone else stocks up too!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, I'm ready for the first dose in 2010.

S PHILLIPS ART said...

Local city council seats are up for grabs this Tuesday here. I am ready to see the local dose works.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I wish you luck on that S Phillips. We all need heavy doses until November, 2012.

Opus #6 said...

There are few incumbents who deserve another go-round. Michele Bachmann is one I can think of. Any others?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

You know it Opie ... Tom McClintock!

Snarky Basterd said...

Protect yourself. Put a body condom on a politician.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

That's a great idea, Snarky. a politician condom.