Thursday, May 27, 2010

At The Bar ...

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress, too. What state are you from?"

Thanks Dan

10 comments:

Opus #6 said...

They say politics is the second oldest profession.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, and I think "they" would be right.

LL said...

The Congressman will give the nation a good rogering, while she'll do it one at a time. Therefore, I postulate that Congressman are simply EVOLVED whores (made more effective by natural selection).

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL ... Touche' ! (Your wisdom inspires)

Snarky Basterd said...

She's no Congresscriminal ... she honestly told you she'll screw you. Have you ever heard a Congresscriminal tell the truth.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Snarky, she WAS truthful alright ... in my dreams.

Amusing Bunni said...

Very true, at this point I have more respect for hookers, at least they are upfront about screwing you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

And it feels better when you're getting screwed by them too, Bunni.

Amusing Bunni said...

ha ha ha, I hadn't thought of that, from the guys perspective.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Oh Buuni .....