Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Wooden Leg ...

A man and his wife, moved back home to Kentucky from 
West Virginia. The husband had a wooden leg, and to 
insure it back in West Virginia cost them $2000 per year!
 
When they arrived in Kentucky they went to an insurance 
agency to see how much it would cost to insure his 
wooden leg.
 
The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.'
 
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap 
here in Kentucky to insure it because it cost him $2000 
in West Virginia!  

The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the 
couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: 
Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above
it, is $39... You just have to know how to describe it!
 
( HILLBILLIES know how "to git'er done")

Thanks David

6 comments:

  1. Admiral, watch out, Obamacare will end the "to git'er done" in the insurance field.

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  2. Cute joke, thanks for the smile.

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  3. Good one Odie,

    It sounds more like a crafty country lawyer than the 'big city' attorney's behind the 2,000+ page behemoth headed our way.

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  4. Opie, anytime for such a pretty smile.

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  5. Christopher, If it doesn't work the first time, a Lib will put more rules and red tape instead of making it simpler like our friend in Kentucky.

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