George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin
all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama
took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
Ha ha, that's the truth!
ReplyDeleteGood one Odie! Thanks for the cute kitty pic!
He looks very happy.
Have a good weekend.
Great punch line, I got a good laugh. Thanks, Odie.
ReplyDeleteGood one Odie, needed a laugh.
ReplyDeleteI think too much into these I guess
but cannot help reading into this that the devil now prefers Husseins America to that of communist drenched Russia or islamofacsist ridden U.K., my how far have we fallen?
1-800-IMP-EACH
ReplyDeleteBunni, no calls for you.
ReplyDeleteThanks Opie, it got me too.
ReplyDeleteChristopher, yes, and glad you had a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteinnominatus, thanks for the tip.
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