Sunday, August 29, 2010

"Sort Of A Shimmy"

A woman ran over a mattress on  the highway,
and decided not to worry--and kept on driving.          

The ensuing jumble  finally whipped around enough to bang a hole in the fuel tank...   


The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally  

Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees..
 

She Had Still Managed  To Drive 30 More Miles
With A 60-Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped Around  Her Drive Shaft.
 

She Had it Towed To Her Dealership And  Complained
That The Vehicle Had A "Sort Of Shimmy"
When She Was  Driving At High Speeds.


Below are the photos of what they  

found at her dealership.....................

The  last photo is by far the best.   
Is this just the best or what?
                They Still Can't Believe Their  Eyes.
            And Still Wondering How To Remove It!
 
                .....hand me that long screwdriver,  Earl...

Thanks Dan

7 comments:

  1. Odie, I'll bet that she's a WalMart shopper...

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  2. "There are none so blind as those who refuse to see."

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  3. Supi ... Just a Shimmy. Probably a couple of hours with bolt cutters ought to do it. Then the drive train will be able to fall to the floor in revolt.

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  4. What a mess. Even someone like me can see that the birds didn't get to finish building their nest.

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  5. Opie, I'm speechless ... I have nothing to come back with. You did it girl.

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