Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Those Wascally Walmart Shoppers II

Hey Hulk Hogan, guys with a full head of hair look stupid with a ponytail.  Wanna take a guess how good it looks without half your hair?
Hookers love cupcakes.  I have nothing else to add to that.  Can’t argue with the facts.
I don’t really know why Magic School Bus Lady is always at Walmart, because I don’t think they have any of the clothes she wears, nor do I know where you can find any of the things she wears.
 Why do I feel like at any minute now, a big arm-bar is going to swing out with a STOP sign on it?
 Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet…. Oh, don’t mind me.  I’m just trying to think of new words to
describe this lady because I can’t seem to find any that already exist.
 
 
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21 comments:

  1. Amusing BunniAugust 4, 2010 at 5:33 AM

    These people are clueless. At least I have target & k-mart to shop at, they are almost as clueless.

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  2. SupiAugust 4, 2010 at 6:00 AM

    I never would have thought of putting 3 Musketeers look with Pippy Long Stockings and Jail bird. She really liked Carol Channing make up look too.

    The lady with the shorts - I bet she tells everyone she is a tiny size 6. It just isn't a pretty sight size 6

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  3. The Conservative LadyAugust 4, 2010 at 7:14 AM

    I look forward to your Walmart Shoppers posts. The photos are hysterical. I'm headed to Walmart today. I'll keep a look out for these folks.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)August 4, 2010 at 7:21 AM

    Bunni, you're so quick to judge.

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)August 4, 2010 at 7:24 AM

    Supi, what you're trying to say is they're all gorgeous, right?

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)August 4, 2010 at 7:26 AM

    Lady, take plenty of pictures and send them to me at whatabunchofstupidwalmartshoppers at gargol dot com.

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  7. KristinAugust 4, 2010 at 7:34 AM

    My eyes! My eyes!

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  8. Opus #6August 4, 2010 at 8:13 AM

    That magic school bus person might not be a gal...

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)August 4, 2010 at 9:56 AM

    Kristin, What you just wrote just about sums it up for us all ... there's more ...

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)August 4, 2010 at 9:58 AM

    Opie, I've been wrong before, but I'm going by the legs and shoes on this one.

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  11. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveAugust 4, 2010 at 10:07 AM

    #4 - A Kilt or skirt would be appropriate here (of the same pattern of course).

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  12. innominatusAugust 4, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    Assuming that hookery-lookin' chick is actually a chick, then we may have finally found one that's not repulsive! :)

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)August 4, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    Christopher, is your favorite color yellow?

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)August 4, 2010 at 11:45 AM

    innominatus, would you like to meet her?

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  15. IndyanhatAugust 4, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    Woosterman, your stuff is brilliant, love your caption to the last picture!
    Have just started an American Blogroll bit and am adding you now,thanks for all the laughs!

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  16. IndyanhatAugust 4, 2010 at 1:56 PM

    Please add the missing Duh! oops!!!

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  17. Woodsterman (Odie)August 4, 2010 at 3:52 PM

    Indy, duh back you ...

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  18. LC Aggie SithAugust 4, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    Hookers love cupcakes....

    I haven't laughed this hard in days :D

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  19. Woodsterman (Odie)August 4, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    LC, I followed you back, and you're doing Gods work at your site.

    Hookers Unite !

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  20. LLAugust 5, 2010 at 8:47 AM

    I'm going out on a limb and suggest that all these people are Democratic Party faithful.

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  21. Woodsterman (Odie)August 6, 2010 at 6:44 AM

    LL, that's not much of a limb.

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