While Stuck In Traffic . . . .

A man is stuck in traffic on I-25 near Denver. He asks a Police
officer about the delay as he walks from car to car speaking with
each of the drivers.

The policeman says, "There are three Muslims blocking traffic and
threatening to douse themselves with gas and set themselves on fire
if we don't get them airline tickets to the Middle East. So we're
taking up a collection for them."

The Man replies, "How much have you got so far?"

The Policeman responds, "About 30 gallons, but a lot of people are
still siphoning."

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A  LITTLE  RED WAGON  STORY ……
                       
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. 
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with  admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. 
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't  want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.’                       
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Thanks Hal