A teacher is
explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are
the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises
her hand. "I had a little cat who
stuttered." The teacher, knowing
how precious some of these stories could become, asked the
girl to describe the incident."Well," she
began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and
the Rottweiler that lives next door named Lacey,
got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!'' "That must've
been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was,"
said the little girl. "My kitty
raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!,
FfffffF," but before she could
say "Fuck-off !, the Rottweiler ate her!"
the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises
her hand. "I had a little cat who
stuttered." The teacher, knowing
how precious some of these stories could become, asked the
girl to describe the incident."Well," she
began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and
the Rottweiler that lives next door named Lacey,
got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!'' "That must've
been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was,"
said the little girl. "My kitty
raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!,
FfffffF," but before she could
say "Fuck-off !, the Rottweiler ate her!"
Thanks Hal
Poor kitteh. Bad dog! Great joke. Happy Monday Odie.
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, back at you!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. That's exactly what happened too.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
Size and speed matter! :)
ReplyDeleteShe needs a better vocabulary.
ReplyDelete"Help!" isn't that hard.
Sandee, perzackly!
ReplyDeleteTrailbee, you betcha.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, It is for a cat.
ReplyDeleteWwwwwow, I ddddidn't see that one ccccoming.
ReplyDeleteCube, n, n, n, n, n, ... no?
ReplyDeleteSame thing happened to my Basenji, but he didn't say anything!
ReplyDeleteRon, anything left?
ReplyDelete