Farm Life in Australia....

A little boy comes down to
breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks
if he had done his chores.

" Not yet, " said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he
does his chores.

Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes
to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes
to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and
his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and
bacon ? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal ?" he asks.

"Well, " his mother says, " I
saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs
for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week
you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for
breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway across the
kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a
smile, and
says, "You gonna tell him or should I ?"