Saturday, July 25, 2015

Morning Sex ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual 
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only 
the tee shirt that she normally slept in.  As I walked in, 
almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You've 
got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming 
or this is going to be my lucky day!"  Not wanting to 
lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; 
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, 
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,"What was that all about?"

She explained,"The egg timer's broken."

Other Cooking Rule 5 ers:

Thanks Hal


  1. It's good that you were there for her in her time of need. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Those are three minute eggs right? Even funnier.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  2. Sandee, we never cook them that long in our house.

  3. Sandee took by line---three minute eggs! But then who really cares about the timer! A Hump is a Hump anytime.

  4. Odie, the exact same thing happened to me! Only my wife was cooking a Thanksgiving turkey!

  5. Thank goodness she wasn't cooking a turkey.

  6. Who doesn't love a Viagra turkey...


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