Yesterday
my daughter e-mailed me again,
asking why I didn't do something
useful with my time.
“Like
sitting around the pool and
drinking wine is not a good
thing?” I asked.
Her
talking about my
"doing-something-useful" seems
to be her favorite topic of
conversation.
She
was "only thinking of me", she
said and suggested that I go
down to the Senior Center and
hang out with the gals.
I
did this and when I got home
last night, I decided to play a
prank on her.
I
e-mailed her and told her that I
had joined a Parachute Club.
She
replied, "Are you nuts? You are
78 years old and now you're
going to start jumping out of
airplanes?"
I
told her that I even got a
Membership Card and e-mailed a
copy to her.
She
immediately telephoned me and
yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where
are your glasses?!
This
is a Membership to a Prostitute
Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh
man, I'm in trouble again,” I
said, “I really don't know what
to do. I signed up for five
jumps a week!!"
The
line went quiet and her friend
picked up the phone and said
that my daughter had fainted.
Thanks Dan
Only five?
ReplyDeleteLOL, I want to be that woman!
ReplyDeleteAt least, she'll have a little pin money and something to smile about.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha. Well perhaps that's the end of your suggestions. We can hope.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺
I thought it was a brilliant gesture LOL :-)
ReplyDeletesig94, that's what I thought.
ReplyDeleteBrighid, so do I ... what's that say about me?
ReplyDeleteedutcher, two great reasons to go pro.
ReplyDeleteSandee, thank you. I really need to organize my life and get around here more.
ReplyDeleteSteve, perzackly!
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