I Just Can't Seem To Get A Break - 2

I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
“I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”
“Nah, she can order for herself.”

And that’s when the fight started…..

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high 

school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken 

man swigging his drink as
he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, “Do you know him?”
“Yes”, she sighed,
“He’s my old boyfriend…. I understand he took 

to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago, 

and I hear he hasn’t
been sober since.”
“My God!” I said, “Who would think a person 

could go on celebrating that long?”

And then the fight started…