Friday, October 25, 2013

A Dad's Reply

As told by my imaginary daughter:

I took my dad, Woodsterman, to the mall the other 
day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to       
him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -
green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad
staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she
sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything
wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response, I knew he
would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an
eyelid .....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was
just wondering if you are my kid."
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26 comments:

  1. CurmudgeonOctober 25, 2013 at 4:43 AM

    I nearly spewed my hot cocoa all over my computer when I read that answer.

    You rock Odie. Have a great weekend.

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  2. Randy-gOctober 25, 2013 at 4:56 AM

    I should have saw that coming...Should have. I knew enough to set my coffee down this time though!

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  3. LLOctober 25, 2013 at 5:29 AM

    I said something similar to a hippie once about a decade ago, but in that case I said that I f%#@&d a goat. Same thing.

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  4. Opus #6October 25, 2013 at 6:08 AM

    The Woodsterman has spoken. :-)

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)October 25, 2013 at 6:13 AM

    Curmudgeon, somewhere on the sidebar there is a "coffee" warning. It REALLY sounded so much like me in real life I had to put my name in the post.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)October 25, 2013 at 6:13 AM

    Randy, you're learning Doode.

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)October 25, 2013 at 6:14 AM

    LL, I never took you for Mooselimb.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)October 25, 2013 at 6:15 AM

    Opie, Yes he has! :D

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  9. sig94October 25, 2013 at 7:56 AM

    I once used a kaleidoscope for a condom; same results but at least you could twist his head 360 and crazy lights came out his ass.

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  10. SandeeOctober 25, 2013 at 8:40 AM

    Now this is a quick dad indeed. Love it.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  11. Ron RussellOctober 25, 2013 at 9:12 AM

    Now you know why I'm afraid to go to a livestock auction.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)October 25, 2013 at 9:20 AM

    Sig94, What did you name him?

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)October 25, 2013 at 9:20 AM

    Sandee, I am here to serve.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)October 25, 2013 at 9:23 AM

    Ron, I know, you could end up buying my daughter's mother.

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  15. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveOctober 25, 2013 at 9:45 AM

    Alot more possibilities of your offspring out there Odie,,,,,,,

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  16. cubeOctober 25, 2013 at 10:56 AM

    Lol. Your dad sounds like a real pistol.

    That photo makes me think of a great Halloween costume.

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  17. edutcherOctober 25, 2013 at 12:29 PM

    Great comeback, but you should have pointed it out to her as a "teachable" moment.

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  18. James ButlerOctober 25, 2013 at 4:30 PM

    ROFLAMFLOL....
    That is hilarious...
    HIlarious in its simplicity and spirited wit...
    God bless...
    Lol...
    I'm sure you got more of your dad's wit to share. If you do remember them do share...
    HIlarious...

    Give your dad our best...

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  19. Woodsterman (Odie)October 25, 2013 at 4:49 PM

    Christopher, you'll never know ... or ...

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)October 25, 2013 at 4:50 PM

    Cube, not my dad ... ME.

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  21. Woodsterman (Odie)October 25, 2013 at 4:50 PM

    Edutcher, she learnt real goood.

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  22. Woodsterman (Odie)October 25, 2013 at 4:53 PM

    I guess I didn't make that as clear as I should have. It was make believe if I had a daughter taking me shopping.

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  23. Always On WatchOctober 26, 2013 at 1:19 PM

    Gad!

    If our "Rottweiler cat" Cameo saw such a "hair style," she'd attack!

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  24. Woodsterman (Odie)October 26, 2013 at 3:50 PM

    AOW, Cool ...

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  25. The Conservative LadyOctober 31, 2013 at 5:03 PM

    GREAT ONE!!!

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  26. Woodsterman (Odie)October 31, 2013 at 10:38 PM

    Lady, you show great taste.

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