Be Strong

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked 

up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he 

finds a young couple in bed. First he ties the man to a chair. 

While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top 

of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and 

goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! 

He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and 

hasn’t seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, 

don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. 

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. 

This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, 

he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was 

whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks 

you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told 

him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

Thanks Dan !