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Bowling Alley in Florida

Bowling Alley in Florida
What a way to vent frustration!

After Losing money for years and the guy was ready 

to close up and shut it down, he tried one last thing, 

and now business is booming, wonder why?

Clever! What a money- maker!

Bowling alley in Florida (Your laugh for the day)

A bowling alley in Clearwater, FL 

is doing a record business:



Very Interesting!!

Want to knock his teeth out?

A bowling alley in Clearwater , Florida , Bowl-O-Bama, 

is doing record business despite a bad economy.  

The alley also reported a record number of 300 games.



Since opening in November 2010, 

963 patrons have bowled a perfect game,

including strikes in the warm-up frames.  

This alley also has the highest bowling league average 

in the country, with a 237. And that's the senior league.



They aren't sure why, but seems as tho they don't have

 many democrats or immigrants bowling.......

Thanks Dan !

NewsBusted 10/29/13 ~ NewsBusters.org

I Just Can't Seem To Get A Break - 2

I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
“I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”
“Nah, she can order for herself.”

And that’s when the fight started…..

***************************

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high 

school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken 

man swigging his drink as
he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, “Do you know him?”
“Yes”, she sighed,
“He’s my old boyfriend…. I understand he took 

to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago, 

and I hear he hasn’t
been sober since.”
“My God!” I said, “Who would think a person 

could go on celebrating that long?”

And then the fight started…

I Just Can't Seem To Get A Break

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law 

a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift…
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift 

I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started…..

****************************

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A 

Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’
‘No,’ she answered.
I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started…

Thank Dan !

The Animated GIF ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Ah the kiss . . . .

The Ball . . . .

The fit . . . .

 Ahhhh the boobs . . . .

Ahhhh Other Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD 

A Dad's Reply

As told by my imaginary daughter:

I took my dad, Woodsterman, to the mall the other 

day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to       
him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -
green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad
staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she
sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything
wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response, I knew he
would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an
eyelid .....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was
just wondering if you are my kid."

Your Government Made Easy . . . . Well . . . .

And you ask: "Could a sheeple understand this?"

This is a little old, but the message hasn't changed.

Below: A sheeple that could be the one's son.

Thanks David !

Dianne Again .... Whoa ....

Post Office Sales
The US has entered into a contract with a real estate firm to sell 56 buildings that currently house U.S. Post Offices. The government has decided it no longer needs these buildings, most of which are located on prime land in towns and cities across the country. The sale of these properties will fetch about $19 billion.
A regular real estate commission will be paid to the company that was given the exclusive listing for handling the sales.
That company is CRI and it belongs to a man named Richard Blum.
Richard Blum is the husband of Senator Dianne Feinstein. (Most voters and many of the government people who approved the deal have not made the connection between the two because they have different last names).

Senator Feinstein and her husband stand to make a fortune (est at between $950 million and $1.1 billion!!) from these transactions.
His company is the sole real estate on the sale. CRI will be making a minimum of 3% and as much as 6% commission on each and every sale.
All of the properties that are being sold are all fully paid for. They were purchased with U.S. taxpayers dollars. The U.S.P.S. is allowed free and clear, tax exempt use. The only cost to keep them open is the cost to actually keep the doors open and the heat and lights on.
The United States Postal Service doesn't even have to pay county property taxes on these subject properties.
Would you put your house in foreclosure just because you couldn't afford to pay the electric bill?
Well, the folks in Washington have given the Post Office the OK to do it! Worse yet,most of the net proceeds of the sales will go back to the U.S.P.S, an organization that is so poorly managed that they have lost $117 billion dollars in the past 10 years!
No one in the mainstream media is even raising an eyebrow over the conflict of interest and on the possibility of corruption on the sale of billions of dollars worth of public assets.
How does a U.S. Senator from San Francisco manage to get away with organizing and lobbying such a sweet deal? Has our government become so elitist that they have no fear of oversight?
And it's no mere coincidence that these two public service crooks have different last names; a feeble attempt at avoiding transparency in these type of transactions.
Pass this info on before it's pulled from the internet.
Verified on Snopes:

I couldn't help myself.

NewsBusted 10/22/13 ~ NewsBusters.org

LA Times Quote Of The Decade

Oh my hell this guy nails it. Californians take note.

“Frankly, I don’t know what it is about California, but we seem to have a strange urge to elect really obnoxious women to high office.
I’m not bragging, you understand, but no other state, including Maine, even comes close. When it comes to sending left-wing dingbats to Washington, we’re Number One. There’s no getting around the fact that the last time anyone saw the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Maxine Waters, and Nancy Pelosi, they were stirring a cauldron when the curtain went up on ‘Macbeth’.
The four of them are like jackasses who happen to possess the gift of blab. You don’t know if you should condemn them for their stupidity or simply marvel at their ability to form words.”

— Columnist Burt Prelutsky, Los Angeles Times in response to Dianne Feinsteins unbelievable comment that “All vets are mentally ill in some way and government should prevent them from owning firearms”

 Stolen From Jeff at "A Nod To The Gods" (LINK)

RINO Alert .... RINO Alert .... 4

I'm sure you've all heard of the Lion King ... well ...

If the RINOs were an orchestra here is their conductor.

This moron has the audacity to refer to himself as

Conservative. This little pasty boy needs to rid the

countryside of truffles. This is the man that has his

hand up Reince Priebus' back, as in puppet master.

I'm In Trouble ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

This morning I was beaten up by a woman ... 

I was in an elevator when this busty woman got in.

I was staring at her boobs, when she said, 

"would you please press 1"..?

 So I did. 

 I don't remember much afterwards.

Other Sticky fingered Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD 

Posts That Reflect My Mood

I expected the Dems to do exactly what they did,

but the RINOs need to be replaced ... every damn one!

 

HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY TO MY GRANDSON DRESDEN

(He gets to inherit this mess)

 

Republicrats Lost ... COWARDS!!!!

Thank you Senators Cruz and Lee for showing us

how to fight!

Obama and Other Funny Things

Did the boy king get Putin's approval for this?

Gun Show Sign

I dedicate this to Obama and Bob Costas

May the libs of the world choke on their own stupidity.

Thanks Odie !

NewsBusted 10/15/13 ~ NewsBusters.org

Be Strong

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked 

up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he 

finds a young couple in bed. First he ties the man to a chair. 

While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top 

of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and 

goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! 

He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and 

hasn’t seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, 

don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. 

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. 

This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, 

he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was 

whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks 

you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told 

him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

Thanks Dan !

RINO Alert .... RINO Alert .... 3

 Lindsey Graham, aka: RINO

This disgusting worm thinks his fellow Senator and

Patriot, Ted Cruz, is more dangerous than the libs in

the Senate or even terrorists. This man even bad-mouths

his fellow GOP senators to the media for doing the

"Peoples" work. 

Like his good buddy, John McCain, he is more interested

in being reelected and cocktail parties with democrats

and the news media than he is in his country. He is an elitist

Republican  of the first order.

I have had some propaganda / donation requests sent to me

via the Republican Party. They even sent me a membership

card. I had some scathing responses made out to

return with no donation. I decided to be civil and just not

respond. Now mind you I never answered any of these some

50 or so letters sent in the past two years. However, I just

received a letter from them titled "Sorry, We'll Miss You".

I'm still a registered Republican, I still donate to them on

occasion (actually to candidates only) , and I still vote a Republican ticket. SO, they say

good-bye to me. Are they F***ing kidding. They and 

Senator Lindsey Graham left me years ago.

 Lindsey Graham and his best friend Chuck U. Schumer

Rebecca Romijn ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Other Handy Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD  

Psychology 101 - Caged Monkeys

If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, 

hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of 

stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs 

and climb toward the banana.

As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other monkeys 

with cold water.

After a while another monkey makes an attempt with same result... 

all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when 

another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try 

to prevent it.

Now, put the cold water away.Remove one monkey from the 

cage and replace it with a new one.

The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. 

To his shock, all of the other monkeys beat the living daylights out 

of him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries 

to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys, 

replacing it with a new one.

The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous 

newcomer takes part in the punishment...... with enthusiasm, 

because he is now part of the "team".

Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one, followed by 

the fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the 

stairs, he is attacked.

Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they 

were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why 

they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

Finally, having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the 

remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water. 

Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway 

for the banana.

Why, you ask? Because in their minds...

that is the way it has always been!

This, my friends, is how Congress operates... and this is why, 

from time to time:

ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME.

Tolerance

Tolerance



Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster 

speaking in , Ontario , says......

"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against 

another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should 

be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless 

of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, 

in an effort to promote tolerance.

 That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened 

next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance from 

within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which 

would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," 

and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

 Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, 

and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, 

called "Iraq o' Ribs."

 Across the street there could be a lingerie store called 

"Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,"  with sexy mannequins 

in the window modeling the goods.

 Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for 

an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in 

flashing neon lights, and on the other side a 

liquor store called  "Morehammered."

 All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate 

the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue 

would not be a problem for others."

 Yes we should promote tolerance, 

and you can do your part by passing this on.

And if your are not laughing or smiling at this point... 

it is past your bedtime, and take your camel to bed!!!!

Shut Er Down !

NewsBusted 10/08/13 ~ NewsBusters.org

Well all good things must come to an end.

Headed back home to finish my winterizing

chores. Ah, but first a woodworking store

in Reno is having a sale on bowl turning

blanks. I'll have to check that out on my way

out of town.

Enjoy NewsBusted below. It took about 15

minutes to embed the darn thing ... Great WIFI.

Expert Lemon Picker

Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida
Decided to take one of the jobs that most 

Americans are not willing to do.

Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said:
"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and I voted for Obama."

RINO Alert .... RINO Alert .... 2

May I present the greatest RINO of them all.

Here he is, "Mr. Reach Across the Aisle."

John McCain hates everything the TEA Party

stands for because they believe in limited government.

He loses power under that scenario. This is the power

the main stream media has bestowed him as the "official"

voice for the Republican Party. The Lame Stream Media

loves this man because he agrees and fights for the ideals

of the left more than he does his own party's or the 

American People.

Well John, get back to your cocktail party with Chuck U. Schumer.

Girls of Fox News ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Other Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power

Naming a Dog ... And ...

POSSIBLY ONE OF THE BEST CAPTIONS EVER !!!

BONUS *************************** BONUS

Those of you that have been coming here for awhile

know it's that time when I take a little R&R in Reno

at a casino RV park in the motorhome. I actually got

here yesterday. I'm taking about 6 days of relaxation.

Most of my posts are preposted. I do have internet here

but sometimes it can be a bit slow. You see part of my

R&R is being able to use the computer without getting

the evil eye from Mrs. Woodsterman. And while I'm here

I will bet on Red !