Thursday, December 2, 2010

What if Bush .............

If George W. Bush had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved? 

If George W. Bush had criticized a state law that he admitted he never even read would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head? 

If George W. Bush joined the country of Mexico and sued a state in the United States to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder whose side he was on?

If George W. Bush had put 87000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one company had an accident would you have agreed? 

If George W. Bush had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium that would render 87000 American workers unemployed would you support him? 

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a TelePrompTer installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? 

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? 

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?
If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?  

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had stated that there were 57 states in the United States , would you have said that he is clueless.

If George W. Bush would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in Texas , would you have thought he was a self-important, conceited, egotistical jerk?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment? 

If George W. Bush had misspelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoes as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite? 

If George W. Bush's administration had OK’d Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?  Can't think of anything? Don't worry.  He's done all this in 22 months -- so you'll have two years and two months to come up with an answer.  
Every statement here is factual and directly attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama.  Every bumble is a matter of record and completely verifiable.
Thanks Dan ...


  1. Excellent post!! And, to think that all of these dimwitted moments came from our "intelligent" president.

  2. Hey Odie,,, I posted this as well awhile back and always worth reading again and thank you for it.

    Not the biggest fan of Bush here but the hypocrisy that this highlites is glaringly obvious and am pleased it is still being circulated.

  3. But GWB only beat Gore because the Alien Overlords convinced the Illuminati to tell the Bilderbergers to mess with Florida's recount so GWB could steal the election.

    Therefore everything GWB ever did is eleventy times worse than anything Obama did. Or something like that. It's hard to keep track of it all.

  4. Christopher, I think I posted it earlier too, but be flattered because of my theft. After all, I do it all the time.

  5. innominatus, Great comment, but my favorite part is "eleventy"?

  6. I decided not to "theive" it myself but I saved it!

  7. Odie, I put quotes around "intelligent" but maybe I should have added libs call him or think that he's "intelligent"?

  8. Oblamer was a joke... but it is not funny anymore. We dislike him greatly

    bonkbonk Mr Woodster and nose taps to Pen

  9. Scott, it's only stealing if you get caught. Oops, I got caught.

  10. The thing that, I think, bugs me the most about leftist thinking is its duplicity. I have trouble keeping one concept in my head at a time, let alone two.

  11. You will find no Obama fans in this crowd.

  12. If George W bush had stolen public property from the White House and sent it abroad as an insult to one of Americas closest allies would you have thought that crass and insensitive?

    (Bust of Churchill, but you knew that).

  13. banned, actually that one slipped by me.

  14. Obuma has many crimes to answer for Woodie, you can't expect to remember them all!

  15. Odie,

    Magnificent; add this:

    If George W. Bush had mis-pronounced Navy corpsman as Navy "corpse-man" would you criticize him as an out-of-touch ignoramus?

    By the way, George W. Bush is fluent in Spanish. He speaks it in the same stumbling manner he speaks English, but he speaks it nonetheless.

    So, The Pantload speaks English and what?



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