Saturday, July 10, 2010
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lol.
ReplyDeleteSupi, if you look at the number "30" at the top, just think they go up to 42 at my YouTube account ... Oh Boy!
ReplyDeleteFrom what I understand the 2011 Fords will have a bucket head-light covers option. Just goes to show you how the dreams of yesteryear can become the reality of today!
ReplyDeleteI love him. He has a soothing voice.
ReplyDeleteOdie, I think the Cubans might be able to help ole Red out a bit,,,or could that be the other way around?
ReplyDeleteI love those kinda whacky projects. LOL!
ReplyDeleteAn illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
ReplyDelete"Hey, how much youse charge for Da hour of sex, siester?" he asks.
"$100," she replies.
In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
"No!", she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No!", she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
"I pay you $300."
"No!", she says.
"I pay you $400."
"No!" she says.
So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from every freaken weirdo from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?"
So, she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"
The illegal immigrant replies, "you gif me da sex den you send bill to Government."
AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SCREWING US NOW!!!
Freakster, I can't wait to get me one of them there Fords.
ReplyDeleteOpie, I'm sorry, but I would have to say anything but soothing.
ReplyDeleteChristopher, Yea ... round and round.
ReplyDeleteTeresa, welcome to my honey-do list.
ReplyDeleteMal, you earned yourself a post here with an honorable mention ... Hot damn that's good, Bubba.
ReplyDeleteOh my, Mal. So sad but so true.
ReplyDeleteOdie, yet another winner. Don't let that guy near my car with a chain saw....k?
Kristin, you don't trust Red?
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