Monday, July 5, 2010


In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was
waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus
stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height 
of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.


Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time
attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she
could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, she
again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' 

The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would
agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'


  1. You got me on that one, Odie. I didn't see it coming.

  2. That's a good one!

  3. Thank you Lady, but I thought you might say something like, "I remember him". LOL

  4. That was funny, Odie!
    I hope you and Pen are still celebrating the Holiday! Thanks for making America a funnier and happier place.

  5. Wow Bunni, what a nice thing to say ... Thank You so much.

  6. Teresa, sorry I took so long to answer this. I was busy zipping up my fly.

  7. Odie, tell me that it's NOT assault with a friendly weapon defense again! You've tried that in court again and again with little success.

  8. LL, My good man, you've caught me again. I love bus stops!


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