Americans Following Obama

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how 

many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, 

but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all 

the kids raised their hands except for Little 

Johnny .

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has 

decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an 

Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of 

Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a 

Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.  

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a 

Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so 

I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 

"If your mom was a moron and your dad was 

an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 

"That would make me an Obama fan."

Recess at the Asylum