Saturday, July 25, 2015

Morning Sex ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual 
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only 
the tee shirt that she normally slept in.  As I walked in, 
almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You've 
got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming 
or this is going to be my lucky day!"  Not wanting to 
lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; 
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, 
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,"What was that all about?"

She explained,"The egg timer's broken."



Other Cooking Rule 5 ers:
 

Thanks Hal

14 comments:

Fredd said...

I don't get it.

Sandee said...

It's good that you were there for her in her time of need. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Those are three minute eggs right? Even funnier.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fredd, ask your wife.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, we never cook them that long in our house.

Ron Russell said...

Sandee took by line---three minute eggs! But then who really cares about the timer! A Hump is a Hump anytime.

Mike aka Proof said...

Odie, the exact same thing happened to me! Only my wife was cooking a Thanksgiving turkey!

edutcher said...

Hey, maybe he's that good.

sig94 said...

Thank goodness she wasn't cooking a turkey.

Brighid said...

Who doesn't love a Viagra turkey...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, but you're so greedy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, YOU DA MAN!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, could be.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

sig94, she was ... he's that good.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, I won't cook without it.