Morning Sex ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual 

soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only 

the tee shirt that she normally slept in.  As I walked in, 

almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You've 

got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming 

or this is going to be my lucky day!"  Not wanting to 

lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; 

right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, 

her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,"What was that all about?"

She explained,"The egg timer's broken."

Other Cooking Rule 5 ers:

 

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition

Thanks Hal