Saturday, October 19, 2013

I'm In Trouble ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


This morning I was beaten up by a woman ... 
I was in an elevator when this busty woman got in.

I was staring at her boobs, when she said, 
"would you please press 1"..?

 So I did. 

 I don't remember much afterwards.




Other Sticky fingered Rule 5 ers:
 

20 comments:

  1. Randy, it's harder for them to turn away the way.

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  2. That last one needs to sue her surgeon.

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  3. Opie, I think he sewed himself in there.

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  4. Yikes, that last one is way, way, way too busty. Is that even possible for you guys? I'm thinking probably not.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

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  5. You don't just press, you have to rub a little, too.

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  6. im-press-ive

    thanks for the "holy cow Batman" moment

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  7. I'm with Sandee on this one. 8 to 5 says that little blue strap slices through her neck from the weight.

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  8. Sometimes it is tough to understand women.

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  9. Sandee, I think that last question of yours lost something in the translation.

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  10. GOODSTUFF, that's udderly ridiculous.

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  11. I press one whenever I can.

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  12. Ron, I invite her to all of my events.

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