Saturday, October 19, 2013

I'm In Trouble ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


This morning I was beaten up by a woman ... 
I was in an elevator when this busty woman got in.

I was staring at her boobs, when she said, 
"would you please press 1"..?

 So I did. 

 I don't remember much afterwards.




Other Sticky fingered Rule 5 ers:
 

20 comments:

Randy-g said...

I always press 2...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, it's harder for them to turn away the way.

Opus #6 said...

That last one needs to sue her surgeon.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, I think he sewed himself in there.

Sandee said...

Yikes, that last one is way, way, way too busty. Is that even possible for you guys? I'm thinking probably not.

Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

edutcher said...

You don't just press, you have to rub a little, too.

Allen Reinertsen said...

im-press-ive

thanks for the "holy cow Batman" moment

Proof said...

I'm with Sandee on this one. 8 to 5 says that little blue strap slices through her neck from the weight.

USA_Admiral said...

Sometimes it is tough to understand women.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I think that last question of yours lost something in the translation.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, hey it's all good.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

GOODSTUFF, that's udderly ridiculous.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, strap?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, did exactly as she asked.

LL said...

I press one whenever I can.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I aim for two

Ron Russell said...

That top babe really gets around.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I invite her to all of my events.

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Woodsterman (Odie) said...

RR, It's the least I can do.