Saturday, August 14, 2010

Magic green hat ......

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my 
MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, 
I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But……. Don't try it at McDonald's though.

The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!!!

14 comments:

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Oh, oh, oh it's magic you know,
Never believe it's not so,,,,,,

Amusing Bunni said...

That's a good one Odie!
If I wore that hat in shitcago, the whole city would empty out!

LL said...

I will make an effort to buy that very hat and will wear it with PRIDE!

LL said...

The hats are available at amazon.com.

I can't wait to try it out at Wal Mart. I'm sure I'll have the place to myself.

The Conservative Lady said...

That is hysterical. I'm linking to this over at TCL FB.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, sing it with feeling man.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, I'm afraid it's that way here too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, wear it in good heath.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, take lots of photos and start your own WalMart series.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, thank you so much. I'll try and get over there right away. These busy weekends are making tough to visit all my regulars.

Jake G. said...

It will instantly make my Wal-Mart travels go from 1 hour to 10 minutes! I likey!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Jake, LL found them on Amazon.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Melinda, it's OK she knows Chicago all too well.

instant diver said...

i should wear that hat to Gwinexico out side of atlanta