Monday, July 26, 2010

MEXICAN HURRICANE

A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE hits Mexico.
Two million Mexicans die and over a million 
are injured. The country is totally ruined and 
the government doesn't know where to start 
and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest
of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican 
army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France ) is 
sending food and money.

The United States , not to be outdone, is sending 
two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.

God Bless America !!!!

12 comments:

Hoping the Blind Will See said...

Funny!

The War Planner said...

..to compound the possibility of being busted by the PC Police, let me humbly add that only nine more Cat 5 hurricanes and we're back even.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Hoping, I'm sorry, but the Libs would never send their voter base away.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

TWP, don't you mean 9 more?

Christopher said...

I lost count as to how many, It was 45 then 30 then 35 then 40 then down to 15 million ???????

Amusing Bunni said...

SEND THEM ALL BACK!

Funny stuff, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, Who knows? There are more than zero, so that's too many

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, there are a whole bunch of buses in New Orleans they don't how to use.

banned said...

Great punch line.

"The European community (except France ) is planning to hold some meetings to decide on
sending food and money, these will be rushed through in a breathtaking six months".

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Banned, We would expect nothing but breathtaking speed from a European bureaucracy.

Kristin said...

Sounds like a plan to me!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Kristin, it's a great plan!