Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Americans Following Obama

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how 
many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, 
but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all 
the kids raised their hands except for Little 
Johnny .

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has 
decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an 
Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of 
Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a 

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.  
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a 
Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so 
I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 
"If your mom was a moron and your dad was 
an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 
"That would make me an Obama fan."

Recess at the Asylum

Recess at the Asylum


Supi said...

I can see a some little kid doing that to a teacher.

Amusing Bunni said...

That's a good one. These progressive teachers for the last 50 years have dumbed down America SO much, this is what we got.

PS: Obummer loaned hillary his tu tu.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, I can see it all.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, He did, but it still looked better on him.

Christopher said...

Gotta love Johnny! I ruined a report at work awhile back spewing coffee all over it after hearing this one. Thank God it was in MS Word!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher ... Go Johnny go!

Opus #6 said...

I like Johnny. He's quick on his feet. I'd have been there stammering and thought of something good to say 3 hours later.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, da, deeda, duh, ah, ah, what ever do you mean?

The Conservative Lady said...

Good one, Odie.
Once that hole fills up, we have to make sure to cap it off real good. We can't afford to let any of them crawl out before the 2012 election.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Conservative Lady, I have a really big cork on order as we speak.