Thursday, October 10, 2013

Tolerance





Tolerance



Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster 
speaking in , Ontario , says......

"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against 
another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should 
be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless 
of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, 
in an effort to promote tolerance.

 That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened 
next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance from 
within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which 
would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," 
and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

 Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, 
and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, 
called "Iraq o' Ribs."

 Across the street there could be a lingerie store called 
"Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,"  with sexy mannequins 
in the window modeling the goods.

 Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for 
an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in 
flashing neon lights, and on the other side a 
liquor store called  "Morehammered."

 All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate 
the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue 
would not be a problem for others."

 Yes we should promote tolerance, 
and you can do your part by passing this on.

And if your are not laughing or smiling at this point... 
it is past your bedtime, and take your camel to bed!!!!

23 comments:

  1. That is the essence of tolerance. And it would turn the mosque district into a place where everyone would enjoy hanging out.

    SIDE BENEFIT The rag heads wouldn't want to bomb any of the businesses next to the mosque for fear of damaging their holy structure, thus you could party on (beer and bacon) without fear of being blown to pieces!

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  2. Take that camel to bed! I love it!

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  3. LL, I never been hurt by beer and bacon.

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  4. Randy, and if you didn't you could try a goat.

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  5. OMGosh!! It's 5:26am and I'm already laughing. Thanks, Odie...

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  6. Adrienne, it's good for you, but watch out for coffee up the nose trick.

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  7. Bwahahahahahahaha. I love this and it's being done in some places. There is a rancher in Texas I think that has a pig farm right next to their recreational center. Not going over well either. They have pig races on Friday and Saturday nights.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  8. Sandee, yup that's one of my favorites. There's even a few YouTube videos out there about the pig races. I think I even posted about it a couple of years ago.

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  9. You take a sheep to bed; you smoke the camel afterward.

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  10. Brooke, good thing I didn't mention the live sex shows on bacon.

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  11. Edutcher, oh you never say no to a camel.

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  12. Those are great odie! And I would even buy a drink for "Allah-at-bar" to keep all those jihadist happy and only ask if I could have one on those 72 virgins.

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  13. This has brighten my morning

    thanks for the belly laugh

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  14. Speaking of Toronto: "Taxpayer-funded mural on mosque promotes jihad against non-Muslims."

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  15. There's times you can't get any better than this, Odie!

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  16. Marine, This would be treating them better than they would treat us.

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  17. Right you are, Odie. It's kinda hard, running around without a head! Have a great weekend and stay safe, Odie.

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