Sunday, October 27, 2013

I Just Can't Seem To Get A Break


One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law 
a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift…
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift 
I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started…..

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A 
Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’
‘No,’ she answered.
I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started…


Thank Dan !

28 comments:

  1. I tell that first one a lot, but not always about my MIL.

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  2. Did you hear the one about the broken hearted tractor salesman?





    He got a John Deere letter.

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  3. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I like then both.

    Have a fantastic Silly Sunday. :)

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  4. Those are great buddy. Reminds me of the time shortly after I got married and was planning a trip to Acapulco with the guys from the office. My wife asked could she go, I replied, "honey that would be like taking a ham sandwich to a smorgasbord"! That's when I got kicked out of the house.

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  5. I got to watch out for those. Someday, I'll be a mother-in-law to. Haha! ;o)

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  6. I can always count on you for a smile, Odie. Thanks. Have a nice Sunday.

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  7. LOL thanks for the laugh :-)

    Have a tanfastic Sunday

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  8. I had a friend in college who was into street performance. He would snatch auto parts out of the air, anything you could throw at him: spark plugs, fenders, transaxles, even an engine block, and he would deftly snatch it out of the air an lay it gently at his feet.

    One day, a kid threw a disc pad at him, hit him in the head and knocked him out cold. When he came to, they asked him what happened?

    "Sorry, man! I can't catch a brake!"

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  9. Well, Odie... it's true. The votes have been tallied -- I liked yesterday's post A WHOLE LOT MORE than today's.

    (Nothing wrong with today's material -- there was just SOMETHING about yesterday's that really made me take notice.)

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  10. Abelle, Oh no, I hope I didn't ruin it.

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  11. Lucky Lady, Glad you enjoyed. Welcome to Woodsterman.

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  12. All I want to know is...Who did you call???

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  13. At least you didn't poll the audience...

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