Monday, October 7, 2013

Expert Lemon Picker



Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida
Decided to take one of the jobs that most 
Americans are not willing to do.
Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said:
"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and I voted for Obama."

30 comments:

Randy-g said...

She is an expert!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, she can really pick em.

Opus #6 said...

But can she make lemonade?

Adrienne said...

Yeah - I'm with Opus. Where's the lemonade??

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, yup and I had some. Very sour.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, I threw it out.

Sandee said...

She's over qualified. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. ☺

LL said...

Hint: Democratic Party Lemonade is really just urine with a slice of lemon floating in it.

Scott Way said...

I seem to be able to pick a few myself...I left an ex-wife in FL however...Live and learn...Some never do.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, she picks lemons just fine.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, so, a lemon by any other name ....

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scotty, you messed that up. You should of had her leave Florida.

thepoodleanddogblog said...

I did not see that coming, but I should have.

WomanHonorThyself said...

ha he is much worse than a lemon though dude...:-)oish!!!!

edutcher said...

If she's a social worker and a school teacher, I'll bet she voted for more lemons than 1.

Ron Russell said...

Sandee read my mind!

Brooke said...

When life gives you Obamas...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Poodle, you have to think where you are.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WHT, I think a lemon is a great word for him.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I'll bet you're right.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, tough read?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, make Obamaid?

Ron Russell said...

I know that was a tough read, but I knew you would understand the meaning of what I comprehend.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I'm guessing most of the time with you.

cube said...

I've picked a few lemons in my life, but not Obama. Nevah!

cube said...

I've picked a few lemons in my life, but not Obama. Nevah!

cube said...

Sorry, that was an hiccup.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, Sweet?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, Sweet?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, hiccup?