Monday, October 7, 2013

Expert Lemon Picker



Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida
Decided to take one of the jobs that most 
Americans are not willing to do.
Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said:
"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and I voted for Obama."

30 comments:

  1. Yeah - I'm with Opus. Where's the lemonade??

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  2. Opie, yup and I had some. Very sour.

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  3. She's over qualified. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. ☺

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  4. Hint: Democratic Party Lemonade is really just urine with a slice of lemon floating in it.

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  5. I seem to be able to pick a few myself...I left an ex-wife in FL however...Live and learn...Some never do.

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  6. LL, so, a lemon by any other name ....

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  7. Scotty, you messed that up. You should of had her leave Florida.

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  8. I did not see that coming, but I should have.

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  9. ha he is much worse than a lemon though dude...:-)oish!!!!

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  10. If she's a social worker and a school teacher, I'll bet she voted for more lemons than 1.

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  11. When life gives you Obamas...

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  12. Poodle, you have to think where you are.

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  13. WHT, I think a lemon is a great word for him.

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  14. I know that was a tough read, but I knew you would understand the meaning of what I comprehend.

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  15. Ron, I'm guessing most of the time with you.

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  16. I've picked a few lemons in my life, but not Obama. Nevah!

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  17. I've picked a few lemons in my life, but not Obama. Nevah!

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.