Sunday, December 19, 2010

Have A Wonderful Winter ......

To All My Democratic Friends/Family:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice ...holiday. Practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

 
 
To My Republican Friends:


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!



Thank You Chuck!

20 comments:

  1. Have you thought about being a lawyer?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Trestin, no I haven't and a happy Winter Festival to you.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours Odie!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too Christopher.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Odie, it is magnanimous of you to include best wishes to our liberal friends.

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you.

    ReplyDelete
  7. I feel so warm and fuzzy inside! If I vomited right now, only a rainbow and bits of unicorn (partially digested) would spew out.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Three thumbs up on this one. Merry Christmas to you and yours!

    ReplyDelete
  9. Merry~Christmas and Happy and Healthy New~Year to you too Odie!

    @LL lol

    ReplyDelete
  10. Opie, You're right, we speak English here.

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    ReplyDelete
  11. Euripides, And that very exact same to you and yours ... OR ...

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    ReplyDelete
  12. Stopsign, same right back at you ... OR ...

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    ReplyDelete
  13. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year my friend.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Have a Holly Jolly and
    MERRY CHRISTMAS! Odie!
    And the Best New Year ever.

    The lefties can all suck rotten egg(nog).

    ReplyDelete
  15. Teresa, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    ReplyDelete
  16. Bunni, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    ReplyDelete
  17. Snarkster, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    ReplyDelete

Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.