Monday, December 6, 2010

An Ethical Hunting Dilemma

OK, so you're out hunting and it's the beginning 
of the rut, bucks and does are running around like 
they have no brain whatsoever, you know your 
buddy is in the next blind over and you're both 
hoping to get a deer on opening weekend, when 
all of a sudden you look out to your left and see this..... 





.....What are you supposed to do?

Do you shoot the one with the 
bigger rack.......or the gay one?

10 comments:

Supi said...

Odie - I'll play it safe. Don't shoot the doe.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, I think you're on to something.

Starsplash said...

I would take my glasses off, climb out of my tree; no wait, I would shoot the two bucks, then climb out of my tree and go home, drink till I pass out, and never ever go hunting again.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Starplash, You're not a homophobe are you? You mean you wouldn't eat a queer deer? LOL LOL LOL Sometimes I crack me up.

LL said...

I'd shoot the gay one. The heterosexual buck must survive to rut another day.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, why not eat a queer deer? You're not a homophobe.

stopsign said...

I wouldn't be able to shoot either one!! I would be laughing to much! :)

The Conservative Lady said...

Ménage à trois for deer. Oh dear!

Starsplash said...

I would have to shoot both because even though straight one who looks understandably surprised/confused is now ruined.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Them hormones will ruin good meat, ah Starplash.