Listen hunny, the “ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL” tag is lying to you, so I suggest we try things on before we buy.
Your first move should be checking that backpack for a pair of underwear. If there are none in there, well,
you ARE at a store that sells underwear. Problem solved. I would move on to pants.......but...... I don’t
want to get too far ahead.........and lose you.
OOOOWWW, she’s a BRICK (da-na-na-na) HOUSE. She’s MIGHTY-MIGHTY, just LETTIN’ it ALL hang-out.
Just 'cuz you have the 'all-natural' sleeves thing goin' on, doesn't mean the rest of us are cool with you wearing your top.
I wonder if she can 'tie ‘em in a knot or tie ‘em in a bow'......because unfortunately, I already know they 'wobble to an fro’.