Odie, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, strolls into the Country Club with a stunning 25-year-old blonde by his side. Her beauty and charm leave everyone in the room speechless. She clings to Odie’s arm, hanging on his every word as if he’s the most fascinating man in the world.
His buddies at the club are in shock. They pull him aside and ask, "Odie, how'd you land a girlfriend like that?"
Odie grins and says, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
His friends are floored but can’t resist asking, "How on earth did you convince her to marry you?"
Odie leans in with a sly smile and says, "I lied about my age."
They nod knowingly. "Ah, you told her you were 50?"
Odie chuckles and replies, "Nope, I told her I was 90."
Good one.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, true story.
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lg, ba-da-bang!
DeleteYoung Women: "We like old guys because they'll die soon and leave us stuff".
ReplyDeleteOld Guys (who lived well and know things end): "Your terms are acceptable!"
Mikey, everyone is happy.
Delete"Ah, true love knows no age—just a generous retirement plan!"
ReplyDeleteskip, that sums it up nicely.
DeleteEveryone except the old dude’s kids.
ReplyDeleteAnon, selfish little bastards.
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