Just wanted to let you know, today I received my
2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds,
It contained two tomato seeds,
cornbread mix,
a prayer rug,
a machine to
blow smoke up my ass,
2 discount coupons to KFC,
an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker,
and a "Blame it on Bush"poster for the front
yard.
The directions were in Spanish.Watch for yours, coming soon.
Thanks Allison !
Gracias...
ReplyDeleteI didn't intend to start drinking until after 12 today---thanks for the early start!
ReplyDeleteRandy, Si
ReplyDeleteRon, you're going to be playing catch up all day.
ReplyDeleteYou know what's sad Odie? This is pretty close to the truth. We have the worst, let me repeat, the worst lack of leadership ever. Ever.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
Sandee, vote accordingly.
ReplyDeleteSounds about right.
ReplyDeleteBrooke, did you get yours yet?
ReplyDeleteWooohooo! TWO seeds will be good for two years since they're probably hybrids and you won't be able to save seeds.
ReplyDeleteDid you get you new truck??
http://adriennescatholiccorner.blogspot.com/2012/07/this-is-what-seven-yards-of-bark-looks.html
Hate to tell you, but the Social Security Stimulus Package is that 3% cost of living bump when inflation is 8%.
ReplyDeleteDarn Odie, was that what it was? I thought it was a government issued fire log... Oh well, guess I better start speaking the national language of Spanish...
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, I got my seeds here. Yes I saw my loader.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, I hate that when that happens.
ReplyDeleteMadhat, learn Spanish and save your money.
ReplyDeleteFunny, ours in S. Arizona also come with a pre-authorized landscaper contract (in Spanish).
ReplyDeleteVelcro, the only thing in English down there are the signs warning us that the federal government can't keep us safe near the borders.
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