A new store opened in my neighborhood.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
thunder and the fresh smell of rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and
you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of
charcoal-grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle,
and the air is filled with the aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of
fresh-baked bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore...
Thanks Dan !
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ReplyDeleteAs a young boy I always got in the mood when near the outhouse---not too good in the store, however. Good one Odie!
ReplyDeleteBwaahaahaaaaa!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Kroger on my side of town really does do the produce thing... Strobe light, speakers that play the sound of thunder, and then the misters come one. Never thought of the t.p. aisle that way.
I tend to avoid the Asian food aisle in these places as well...I love cats.
ReplyDeleteP, think about it.
ReplyDeleteRon, Watch out for that toilet paper aisle.
ReplyDeleteBrooke, let that be a lesson to ya.
ReplyDeleteScott, does the Asian section meow?
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. I wouldn't either.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Odie. :)
Sandee, you show you're wise beyond you years.
ReplyDeleteAlmost like life on the farm 40 years ago. The outhouse isle too.
ReplyDeleteI am late Odie, but it was worth the trip. Classic!
ReplyDelete:-D
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, spill in the toilet paper aisle ... Eeeewww
ReplyDeleteThanks Randy, you show excellent taste. I was late too. We had a power outage this morning.
ReplyDeleteOpie, big toothy grin back at you.
ReplyDeleteEwww...
ReplyDeleteLady, why what ever do you smell.
ReplyDeleteI hate those damn mist sprays. I get zapped every time. And my glasses fog up.
ReplyDeleteAOW, don't walk into any walls.
ReplyDeleteNo toilet paper aisle for me. Supermarkets can be dangerous to one's health.
ReplyDeleteTeresa, surprises in that aisle.
ReplyDeleteLaughing... too... hard... must... breathe...
ReplyDeletegood one Odie
Madhat, don't breathe in the toilet paper aisle.
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