Monday, July 23, 2012

Craigslist Ad

For Sale:

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. 
Said to have been produced in Kenya. 
Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled 
into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. 
Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. 
Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.

It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really 
sling the shit for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire
the manure spreader in November. I really don't want it 
hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign
buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. 
I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of
the United States Constitution.

Location: Currently being stored in a 
big white house in Washington , D.C

Thanks Dan !


  1. Shit slinging slug! Excellent...

  2. It would be great to get Churchill's bust back for the White House as well, but I doubt the brits would give two cents for him.

  3. Opie, we're not axing for a dollar, we're giving a dollar to take the spreader.

  4. Another blogger called him Mr. Know Not Shit from Shinola. Yep, that is the truth!

  5. Mr., I just read that too about an hour ago.

  6. He's more of a nightmare than Jimmy Carter and I thought I'd never see anyone worse than Jimmy Carter.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

  7. He has the same birthday as The Blonde.

    And, boy (take that any way you want), does she resent it!

  8. Admiral, oh it's just an old spreader.

  9. Give me 15 cents and I'll take the spreader.
    Within an hour I can have it busted up, tore down, burned out and in the trash heap taking a dirt nap.

  10. Ok, so... wait a minute. I'm confused. Are you talking about the machinery or the stuff that goes INTO the machinery or BOTH? Does the retirement date coincide with a fan in any way?

    I don't get it. No, I really don't... take it somewhere else!

  11. "Marine, SOLD!"

    I can only wish, Odie... I can only wish!

  12. The only differance is...You can actually start a business and make money with a manure spreader.

  13. Marine, most that come here are very smart.

  14. That's a great one Odie, worthy of reproduction at Ron's Obama Cartoons site.


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