Monday, July 9, 2012

Hodgepodge Monday (Stuff Aquired(?)) on the Net


 1. You accidentally enter your  PIN on the microwave.

 2. You haven't played solitaire  with real cards in years.

 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

 4. You e-mail the person who works at the  desk next to you.

 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries...

 7. Every commercial on television has a Web  site at the bottom of the screen

 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30  (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it !

 10. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee

 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

 12 You're reading this and nodding and  laughing.

 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you  are going to forward this message.

 14. You are too busy to notice  there was no #9 on this list.

 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this  list .

* Thanks to all I stole this neat stuff from... Oh, and David.


  1. A black kid asks his dad, “Dad, what’s Democracy?”
    (Wait! The kid even doesn’t know who his Dad is. so let’s start this over…)

    A black kid asks his Mom, “Mama, what’s a Democracy?”
    “Well, son, that’s when whites work every day so we can get all our benefits!”
    “But Mama, don’t the white people get pissed off about that?”
    “Sure they do, but that’s called racism!”

  2. Number 9, number 9, number9...

  3. Number 9 wasn't worth mentioning anyway. Only time I use my cell phone is on the boat and then only when the fish are biting.

  4. Debonair Dude, I love racist jokes. You need to find a way to get the MSM into the next one.

  5. Randy, I just checked, Dude, it isn't there.

  6. Ron, you're such a kidder. Remember those photos of the lake? They taken with my iPhone and text to a friend from the boat.

    Oh, coffee's ready ... #10

  7. I laughed out loud with the second picture. I also scrolled back up to check out #9. Just like everyone else is going to.

    Have a terrific day. :)

  8. HEY! That's ME in that second picture!

  9. Sandee, that has become the most popular image on the web these last few days.

  10. Marine, You have become a very popular guy my friend.

    1. LMAO!
      That'll be a FIRST, Odie!

    2. Oh no, you're everywhere out there. We're going to start calling you mister flip off DuhWon on the Internet guy. Mr. Flip for short.

    3. I just wish I could flip Our Dear Leader off face to face!

  11. YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2012 when...

    as you're coming toward the front door from parking your car on the street in front of your house, you use the remote car key to try to open the front door.

    Damn. I wish that I had a remote entry "key" for the front door -- especially when I'm carrying backs of groceries.

    I love the 2nd graphic! Hehehe.

  12. AOW, I have one for my front door ... well sort of. We always enter our house through the garage ... equipped with garage door openers.

  13. That first pic is really it. The sad truth.

  14. Dang, list... I just got pwnd!

  15. Brooke, it's OK girl ... There really isn't a #9.

  16. Number NINE...Number NINE..."Revolution Number NINE" will not be televised! I have so much swimming around in my head it all becomes a blur at times...sic...I forget what my point

  17. Scott, I believe you were discussing number nine.


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