Saturday, July 7, 2012

Very Blond ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, 
the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her 
pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

 There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the 
mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the 
world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to 
the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in 
the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up 
to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Other Rule 5 ers:


  1. What's the address of that Bar? Maybe I can get sucked in too!!

  2. Ron, that's 2929 Blondburst Ave. Tell em Odie sent you. Good Luck!

  3. It must be tough being blonde.

    God bless them too.

  4. It's not tough being a blonde at all. I know. I've been one most of my life. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. :)

  5. Sandee, some of my best friends are blond.

  6. RR, thanks and I really love that post at your place. Rule 5 RR Style!

  7. Cruel, sir.

    My wife, the blondest of blondes (she'll tell people, "The hair is real!", even though she is a very smart lady (43 years floor nursing in almost every specialty you could think of)), loves gags like that.

    I'll pass it along to her.

  8. Odie, your blondes are busting out!

  9. Edutcher, Blonds also have great sense of humors.

  10. I'm sure because of your natural magnetism, Odie, that all these women stop by your house so that you can photograph them... How DO you get any work done?


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