A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering,
the assistant asked the
blonde if she would like her
pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the
mirror
and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the
world' and it
sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to
the
mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in
the world' and
it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up
to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
Other Rule 5 ers:
Blondes...I love em!
ReplyDeleteRandy, I do too!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the address of that Bar? Maybe I can get sucked in too!!
ReplyDeleteRon, that's 2929 Blondburst Ave. Tell em Odie sent you. Good Luck!
ReplyDeleteIt must be tough being blonde.
ReplyDeleteGod bless them too.
Admiral, I always found it easy.
ReplyDeleteIt's not tough being a blonde at all. I know. I've been one most of my life. Bwahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
I think I wanna be a magic mirror in my next life lol
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Sandee, some of my best friends are blond.
ReplyDeleteRR, thanks and I really love that post at your place. Rule 5 RR Style!
ReplyDeleteCruel, sir.
ReplyDeleteMy wife, the blondest of blondes (she'll tell people, "The hair is real!", even though she is a very smart lady (43 years floor nursing in almost every specialty you could think of)), loves gags like that.
I'll pass it along to her.
Odie, your blondes are busting out!
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, Blonds also have great sense of humors.
ReplyDeleteOpie, yup ain't it great!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure because of your natural magnetism, Odie, that all these women stop by your house so that you can photograph them... How DO you get any work done?
ReplyDeleteVelcro, they're work?
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