Friday, June 17, 2011

Splinters in Her Crotch

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, 
and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She 
wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to 
climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl 
that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and 
got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a 
local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a 
democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her 
to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the 
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the 
Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth 
timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. 
I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down!"


  1. Good one! But if she is a lib, I doubt it is much of a recreation area. Probably more of a wasteland.

  2. "Return of the Spotted Owl--The Woodcutter's Revenge" I see a movie deal in this!

  3. Surprise the doctor didn't say he first has to put a spike in then get a chain saw.

  4. Opie, I would have to correct you on that one. It would be used for ONLY recreation and not procreation.

  5. Supi! OUCH ... that's cold, but so appropriate.

  6. Christopher, sometimes what goes around comes around.

  7. Actually, I found Opus' comment funnier than the joke and I found the joke to be pretty funny.

  8. Hmmm this makes me wonder Has the woman on the left side of your screen Climbed that tree yet?

  9. Stopsign, do you mean the "Woodpecker Tree Lady"? She'll climb anything she can get her hands on.


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