Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Dear Abby :

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge 
credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, 
he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the 
minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can 
hardly keep up with the interest.
Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that 
most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd 
bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running 
up our bills even more.
Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics 
and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and 
the next he's with Muslims.
Finally, the last straw.
He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with 
him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! 
Can you help?

Lost in DC

Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle.
You can divorce the jerk any time you want. 
The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!


  1. P.S. Michelle, stay home and deal with it.

  2. P. S S. Start a real diet and quit wearing the draperies.

  3. I don't like to criticize Michelle, and I would not, if she were not constantly criticizing Americans. She need to BUTT OUT of our lifestyles and mind her own.

  4. Admiral, The drapes have the needed fabric.

  5. Randy, In this case it wouldn't work. There's nothing there.

  6. Opie, meanwhile, enjoy the latest bill for her latest trip.

  7. LMAO~Ann always gives good advice

  8. OUCH! That's gonna leave a mark!

  9. Christopher, Well yeah, we're all stuck with him.

  10. I'm saying this in all seriousness: From what I have observed, Michelle Obama doesn't like her husband. Note her body language and sidelong glances when she thinks nobody is noticing her.

  11. On Watch, I have noticed ... ain't it great.


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