Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Father O'Malley

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring
day in his new Washington DC parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep 
breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the 
middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the US House of Representatives 
for assistance.
The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is 
Speaker Pelosi. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself.  This is Father 
O'Malley at St. Brigid's.  There's a jackass lying dead in 
me front lawn.  Would ye be so kind as to send a couple 
o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit, 
replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my 
impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.  
Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, 
but we are also obliged to first notify the next of kin."


  1. Maybe the Jackass died during an attempted exorcism?

  2. hee hee hee! That is a good one, Odie!
    But of course, it is an insult to real, animal jackasses everywhere ;-)

  3. Christopher, thanks that one got me laughing.

  4. Bunni, I would have to say you're completely right ... it's a slap in the ass everywhere.

  5. I bet that jackass would have denied kinship,if he were loved it

  6. Stopsign, but Pelosi would love to be part of his family tree ... quite an improvement I'll bet.

  7. Little slow tonight, but I got it!


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